the amount of fucks i give

None

No fucks shall be given today

not a single fuck will be given today
The amount of fucks I give is 0

Engage in a mild amount of tomfoolery

Child abduction

"me an the boys will engage in a mild amount of tomfoolery"
Stated seconds before kidnapping and murdering 5 children

29👍 1👎

the amount of crumbs you left

The amount of crumbs you left.

The amount of crumbs you left after you were rude to that person!

3👍 10👎

personally i would never take that amount of disrespect

When that one guy in the friend group instigates an argument to make a point about themselves

John: that’s why you look like a pineapple
Joe: that’s why you get no bitches
Frien: Aye John you gon’ let him talk to you like that? Personally I would never take that amount of disrespect

Disgusting amount

A unit of measure, that is equivalent to a colossal (extremely large) quantity

“Hey you wanna know something crazy?” “I like you a disgusting amount.”

a mild amount of tomfoolery

to commit a serious crime

,,we do a mild amount of tomfoolery‘‘ said before Himmler signed the papers for the Holocaust

garbage amount

Large amount of items, typically used in a bad context

Elon Musk makes a garbage amount of money.