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the internets

An intentional mangling of (the) internet used for ironic effect as a humorous reference to the large segment of the population that remains clueless about technology. Now a popular malapropism, "the internets" meme exploded after the second televised Bush-Kerry debate held prior to the 2004 Presidential election. Blogs and Television, especially The Daily Show, bear much of the responsibility for the initial propagation of "the internets" as it is currently used.

When asked about the seeming inevitibility of a draft, the President replied, "I hear there's rumors on the Internets (sic) that we're going to have a draft..."

by Zachary A July 29, 2005

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The Internet

Want a definition? Google it

-The Internet Example-
www.google.com
Here, look one up

by maxmoefoe May 30, 2010

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the internet

A very bad idea. Trust me.

Whoever invented the internet should be drawn and quartered.

by istancow August 3, 2010

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Internet

The greatest source of stupidity in the universe.

Internet guy #1: Hey man did you see that youtube vid of some kid named Fred screaming all over the place talking about crap no one cares about!
Internet guy #2: YEAH LOLZORZ ROFLMAO IT WAS TEH EPIC
Internet guy #3: HEY BOB HOW WAS YOUR DAY I WATCHED JUSTIN BEIBER ALL DAY AND THE JONAS BROTHERS EVEN THOUGH IM A GUY
B0bMaster789: o u no. teh usual. gettin ep1c l00t for my lvl 80 elf druid on WoW.
Internet troll: WHAT THE FUCK YOU GUYS NEED TO GET LAID. SERIOUSLY YOUR SUCH FUCKING LOS-- "Honey time for bed!"..."NOT NOW MOM!!! PLEASE!!" *cries*

by Some dumb guy August 29, 2010

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internet

A web of confusion, dismay and pornography.

I did a search for 'World History' on the internet and I received 500 results: all pornography.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 19, 2003

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Internet

-not something you just dump something on
-not a big truck
-however, it IS a series of tubes

"The internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a big truck. It's, it's a series of tubes."

-Sen. Ted Stevens (R-Alaska)

by Jeff Leonard Washington Betler October 27, 2009

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interneteer

One who is good at the internet. For example, you can find quality links, something funny, good songs.

To be a great interneteer you have to be able to provide something (site, vid, etc.) without much conscious thought.

It's not uncommon for an interneteer to earn many Internets on a daily basis.

You: I'm bummed out. Got something funny?

Me: Check this out link here.

^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^

I'm the interneteer there.

by Dr. John Eckyll July 15, 2009

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