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When the camera is placed above your head at an angle to take a myspace picture.
This is usually done by the horribly mangled, ugly, and/or obese users who still want to be hunted by pedophiles, as to make them look more attractive (or at the very least more human) than they really are.
An angle picture usually also has the contrast way up to hide the acne and cigarette burns on your cheap skanky ass. If the user is an emo in addition to the kuh-razy angle and high contrast they probably have it set to black and white with only one object in the picture in color. It makes them look enigmatic, or some shit like that.
Person A: Woah! No way thats really Chelsea.
Person B: Yea it is, fatty's real good at myspace angles
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A famous pro wrestler who's also an Olympic champion.
Brendan looks like Kurt Angle,it's true it's true!
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When emo chicks take pictures of them selves by holding their cameras high and to the side looking down at them. Conventions include fake tears, messages/drawings on hands, leaning against walls/mirrors, looking generally sad/cute depending on who the it is. This can also be achieved through the use of a reflection in a mirror, and pictures can be taken with digital cameras, camera phones, or if your particularly "hardXcore", an SLR cam too.
Emo A: Hey, do you want me to take a picture of you?
Emo B: No it's okay, I'll take it myself, from the emo angle.
Emo A: Cool should I draw a little heart on your face?
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And ...
... the spunk in your junk, the lust for her bust, the urge for a purge, the yank on the crank, the spasm of the 'gasm, the toughness of your buffness, the pumping of the humping, the flirt of her skirt, the appeal of her heel, the lick on your dick, the sheen of her bean, your lips on her tips, the push of her tush ...
The angle of the dangle is proportional to the beauty of her booty.
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Girls on facebook that have the perfect Angle Game down. Their default pictures make them look like a ten. Maybe that perfect photoshopped picture making them look like a playmate.
Then you meet them in person, and it hits you. They left A LOT out of those pictures. They must have taken 1,000,000 to g
et the shot hiding their overall weight. THEY ARE A DAMN COW.
Usually you can avoid the Angle Gamers by a few Key Giveaways:
1) 1,000 photos, but no shots from below the chest? THERE IS A REASON FOR THAT.
2) Look at the width of the arm. Is it fatter than yours? Is it thicker than your leg?
SKINNY GIRLS DONT HAVE FAT ARMS.
3) Over eager to hang out with anyone of the opposite sex, constantly putting up thirsty attention getting status to attract creepy guys, has little to no female friends?
HOT GIRLS DONT NEED TO TRY TO ATTRACT OTHER MEN.
4) Hidden albums or little to no tagged pictures? No group shots showing the entire body? Only head shots as defaults?
THEY ARE HIDING SOMETHING!
Kaczman: Dude I cant believe you had Kristen come up to your shop.
T-Money: Her defaults were hot as fuck and she kept begging to "hang out."
Kaczman: Did you not notice none of her tagged photos actually contained her body??
T-Money: She was bigger than two of me in person, and her arms were twice as big as mine! Angle Gamer!!!!
Kaczman: INDEED!
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In poker, using unethical means to take advantage of inexperienced opponents.
Some examples of angle shooting:
- making a string bet in a home game
- rearranging your chips in a way that makes it look like you're going to bet
- getting ready to bet before it's your turn to stop action
- berating opponents to manipulate them
1. Antonio Esfandiari shoots all kinds of angles when trying to get a read on his opponent.
2. Players who always angle shoot aren't invited back to my home game.
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Originating from the myspace community, this term has come into common use to describe a style of photography used to make unattractive people appear attractive, often by positioning the camera at strange angles and using extreme close-ups.
It is quite popular on myspace user profiles, in an attempt to hide fat and other undesired features from the camera and fool others into thinking the person realy is attractive.
"Dude, what are you talking about? That chick's probably ugly. Look at her pictures... she's got the myspace angles!"
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