Side apartment

An apartment usually found with its entrance on the side of someone's house, this phenomenon is most commonly found in Staten Island NY (on the south shore) The residents of side apartments usually consist of divorced mothers and dirtbags. Most drive an Infiniti which can usually be found parked illegally ( blocking someone's driveway) on the street. These people are overly tan and sometimes addicted to prescription pills.

Joe: Hey did you hear about mike?

vinny: no, what happened?
Joe: He paid 50G for a brand new Infiniti and 2 days later he was found OD on oxy.
Vinny: where?
Joe: his side apartment in great kills

Tear apart

fuck roughly

- I'm going to tear you apart, girl !

- I'll make her spread her legs and get ready for the tear apart.

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apartment ninja

One who steps lightly on the floor in a second/third story apartment.

One who sneaks into the neighbor's apartment through the patio door.

1. Dude, I had to be an "apartment ninja" just to go to the bathroom becuase the old lady downstairs likes to yell at me for noises...

2. Dude I think I just got owned by an "Apartment Ninja" because that's the third time my internet was on when I came home.

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Apartment Ninjas

Free apartment locating company serving Houston, Fort Worth, Dallas, San Antonio and Austin, Texas. Clients get $150 rebate

once they lease.

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Apartment 3A

Shortened form of apt 3A, or left alone as 3A, is the dwelling of a superior non-human race known as Geisers. The Geisers leech off of the human enviroment. When not in the squallors of their sty, they are often found in urban areas such as laundromats or gyms. The only Geiser life forms to ever be witnessed are The Geisers of Canton. They have sapped to the life of human beings, asking for rides, or for a bit of entertainment.

Dude, Geiser is really pissing me off.

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apartment manager

the lowest form of life known to mankind, someone who couldnt make it at a real job..this is the only way they can keep a roof over their head. a person whose only job qualification is: not misspelling their name more than 3 times on the application

apartment managers are chodes!!!

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Worlds Apart

best wallows song, sung and written by braeden lemasters who is the best person in the whole world. meaning of being different than someone, bc of thoughts or feelings etc

i know we're worlds apart.