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1. see John Kerry's supporters
2. Boston Red Sox
1. Snap!! The apathy club gonna lose in November, Homeslice!
2. Pedro is the king of the apathy club.
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When kitchen implements are not unloaded from the dishwasher because one isn't entirely certain where they are stored, and instead are left in for another cycle until someone else (wife/girlfriend) can put them away.
Wife: Honey, why did all the measuring cups and the slotted spoons go through the dishwasher again?
Husband (aloud): Oh those? Well they still looked a little dirty so I ran them through again. . .
Husband (thinking bubble): . . . and I have no friggin' clue where you put them so I just apathy washed them all.
The easy-going way of life. Blissful avoidance and ignornance of common organizations, movements, responsibilities, or anything that doesn't affect the follower. Someone who is a follower of Conscientious Apathy often won't care about a breakthrough in cancer research anymore than they would if they accidentally forgot to comb their hair that morning.
Though frowned upon by the 'go-getting' and influential type, a follower of Conscientious Apathy will often shrug off any criticism and live by the Conscientious Apathy code: "It's great that you care, I'm glad that you care, but, I don't care."
Someone who is a follower of Conscientious Apathy does not do it to be rude or harmful to others, the way of life is chosen to relieve stress and to find a more peaceful and pacifistic way to survive in times like these. It's controversy is ignored because no one who is a follower cares what others think about their way of life.
"I think it's great that the Lung Cancer Association is around, but I really could care less about it."
"I'd love to donate money to the school trip, but I'm not going so I really don't give a crap."
"Is my shirt really that ugly? Well, I'm sure I'll survive."
"Sorry, My Conscientious Apathy is leading me away from that 'Teamwork' conference"
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A bringing together of people who really dont give a fuck
The Apathy Club at Conard High School was canceled due to lack of interest.
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Someone who has no extreme opinion on the popular book series Twilight. They may accept the limitations of its plot and characters, but can't be arsed to hate on it constantly and always complain of 'sparkly vampire fags'.
Person 1 : I love Twilight! Edward Cullen is SO hot.
Person 2 : Edward Cullen is a glittery fag!
Person 3 : ...
Person 1 and 2 : What?
Person 3 : Sorry, I have Twilight apathy.
Person 1 and 2 : Fair Enough (Resume argument)
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A game played when two people refuse to interact with each other until the other person proves their interest in remaining in contact. Like two cars speeding towards each other until they crash, except the only thing that dies is the interpersonal relationship.
I won't text Amy until she texts me, I think she doesn't want to talk to me but maybe we're just playing apathy chicken.
Combination of "voter" - from Latin votum "a vow, wish, promise, dedication" noun use of neut. of votus, pp. of vovere "to promise solemnly, pledge, dedicate, vow." + "apathy" - Greek apatheia "freedom from suffering, impassability," from apathes "without feeling," from a- "without" + pathos "emotion, feeling, suffering."
1) A sense of indolence felt by the voting public when presented with political candidates whose platforms are lies, whose personalities are non-existant, and whose real agendas of embezzlement, excess and arrogance are all too clear.
2) The natural reaction to modern political campaigning, characterized by the brain's complete withdrawal from public politics in order to protect itself from the inevitable implosion caused by rampant media stupidity.
3) The first indications of a violent revolution.
4) One of the final symptoms of democratic decay. See Canada.
The media shills on the street ranting about voter apathy don't realize they'll be first against the wall when the revolution comes.
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