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The name for BTS's fandom, A.R.M.Y. (just ARMY plz). It stands for Adorable Representative MC for Youth. ARMYs have a good reputation but at the same time a bad reputation.
Good reputation: We support our 7 dorks with the power of a million loyal people and we break records and make their dreams come true~
Bad reputation: There are a lot of loyal fans but at the same time there are many that start fandom wars by disrespecting other fandoms, other groups, and talking back ten-fold to those who discriminate our 7 dorks.
If you are wondering, yes I am a completely "loyal" to Suga *I totally don't get bias wrecked by the other 6 dorks*
Are you an Army?
Any ARMYs here?
*when saying ARMY directed at multiple people it's not Armies or ARMY's, it's ARMYs
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The branch of the military that gets to take cell phones to boot camp and gets to eat as much as they want at the chow hall, even if they're fat fucks. BTW, the next person who says marines are stupid and are waiters after they get EAS'd just needs to go look at Fortune 500 companies and see the vast majority of CEO's who were former marines compared to former soldiers...Pretty ridiculous considering there are about 180,000 marines and over 2 million soldiers. Marines join the Corps because they want discipline, not to mention the Marine Corps' amazing combat track record. (Some also join because of the "pussy magnet" dress blues, but who can blame them? Unlimited free drinks and pussy at any bar, why not?)
Soldier 1:Hey specialist, why did you shoot that Marine?
Soldier 2:I am scared and undisciplined so I shot the first thing that I saw move.
Soldier 1:It's ok, you're in the army, let me hold your hand and make sure you get double dessert tonight at the chow hall.
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Army can either mean the military force etc. Or Bangtan Sonyeondan's (BTS') Fandom. We call ourselves the ARMY.
A- adorable
R- representative
M- mc for
Y- youth
Once you enter the fandom, and Jim-in you can never Jim-out! BTS is made up of 7 members
Jungkook- jeon jungkook
V- Kim taehyung
Suga- min yoongi
J-hope- Jung Hoseok
Jimin- park Jimin
Rap monster- Kim Namjoon
Jin- Kim seokjin
Namjoon being the leader even though he is not the oldest, Jin is. This is a good example that the oldest member isn't always the oldest. Phrases only ARMYs will understand: No jams, shitty, talkue let's go, important businessue, INFIRES etc. Our fandom is one of the biggest in the musical Industry, mainly in Korea, and more Asian countries and America but most people would've heard of them. You will most likely see Army's everywhere. EVERYWHERE. we all have so much care for our boys, and we all love seeing other Army's and interacting, our fandom is so sweet and lovely.
V- alien
Suga- grandpa yoongz
Jin- handsome guy
Rap mon- JOONIE
Jimin- chimchim
Jungkook- Kookie/golden maknae
J-hope- Hoseok the horse
(Nicknames)
There are various ships that will involve any members, but the most popular involve:
V & Kookie- Vkook/TAEKOOK/kookv
Suga & Jimin-
Yoonmin/sugamin/minyoon
Namjoon & moma Jin-
Namjin/rapjin
There are many more! Have fun! Who cares about cookies we have smut&dirty fan art. AND NO PEACHES AND CREAM DOESNT MEAN THAT U SICK FREAK. Also that Jibooty tho.
Fetus ARMYY: I saw not today yesterday I like the one with brown hair, he sings pretty good.
Full ARMY: YOU DONT KNOW WHO MY KOOKIE IS??? HOW DARE YOU.
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In reference to the U.S. Army: A branch of the U.S. military that specializes in ground combat involving infantry and armor units, though does use marine vessels and various air-crafts. They also employ airborne troopers such as the 75th Rangers. Enlistment offers many benefits such as the G.I. Bill, various opportunities to learn important skills for careers, a sense of patriotic pride, etc. Despite the many disputes concerning which branch of the U.S. military is "better", one must realize that all branches are cogs in a machine, and without one, the others could function to their full potential... Except for the National Guard, fuck those pussies.
Me: So I've finally enlisted in the Army.
Friend A: Nice! I just joined the Air Force, so if you need a strafing run, just call.
Friend B: I got accepted into the Naval Academy.
Me: Damn man, good job. Now then, if only we had a friend in the Marine Corps. We would have every branch covered.
Friend A: What about the National Guard?
Me: What about those pussies?
All start laughing.
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1. A large body of people organized and trained for land warfare.
2. often Army The entire military land forces of a country.
3. A tactical and administrative military unit consisting of a headquarters, two or more corps, and auxiliary forces.
The U.S. Army is able to spell the word wash, which was obviously lost in the vocabulary of the marine core, which is evident in this.
"The clean-up crew after the Marines go and kill EVERYTHING!!!
After the initial invasion be the Marines, the Army came in to wach away the blood."
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A branch of the military that, judging by most of these definitions, apparently feels very threatened by the Marine Corps.
I didn't have the balls to join the Marines so I went army instead, and I'll spend the next 4 years of my life trying to convince people that the army is better.
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Easier Than Eagles Scouts Yet Harder Than Cub Scouts. If You Can Write Your Name On The ASVAB, And Get Your Phone Number Right Within 2-Digits, The Army Might Be For You.
Army General: "I Popped A Drug Test And I Could Only Do 2 Pull-ups, So The Marines Laughed And Sent My Folder To The Army Recruiter And Look At Me Now!"
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