Cardiac Arrest

Walking into an AP Class and realizing you didn't study for the test or do an assignment

I went under cardiac arrest today when I remembered about the AP World History test

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Incorporating the Arrest

When police administer a gratuitous beating to an unresisting suspect upon capture.

“Now they’re incorporating the arrest,” - WFXT newscaster

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pimp arrest

when a bitch gets uppity, you got to put her under pimp arrest. This includes (but is not limited to) taking all her cash, jewelry, drugs, and shoes.

Yo man, that bitch was eye ballin me funny so "boom-shaka-laka", I put her under pimp arrest!

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Arrested Developement

Possibly THE best show on television.

What show is even better than Degrassi? Arrested Developement.

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bed arrest

Sex that keeps you in bed for an extended period of time, only getting up to get food or go to the bathroom.

"Where you been the past few days, man?"
"I was on bed arrest with this amazing hottie I met at a club last weekend!"

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Hipster Arrest

When hipsters intentionally try to get arrested being "political"/"occupying" a Street!

Joey wore Duct tape around his wrists to the OCCUPY rally in case the handcuffs chaffed his wrists in a "hipster arrest".

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cerebral arrest

A sudden pause in speach or thought. Commonly mistaken for stuttering or stupidity.

Oh no, I think he's going into cerebral arrest.

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