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When two people get into 69 position and they see how fast they can shove frozen gogurt into each others asses. Good for straight and gay couples.
I love giving rimjobs after artic rush
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The Act of masturbating when it is snowy outside, once ready to release semen, get outside and extract your semen while your penis is submerged in snow
My Friends and I totally did an artic release in the blizzard of 2010
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Sarah Palin's ass, or more specifically, her anus.
The Artic Circle should not be confused with the Arctic Circle, which is warmer and much more comfy.
The Artic Circle is in close proximity to Lake Flaccid.
Todd thought that he was the first one to explore the Artic Circle, until he saw all of the doggie paw prints which were there before he arrived.
Sarah Palin wants to be President so that she can expand drilling rights in the Artic Circle.
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Generally performed during spite sex. Just as the woman nears climax pull out and initiate the Houdini. As she turns around, you climax in her hair and while walking away throw a previously frozen wash cloth at her and yell "have fun getting that out Roxy".
That Roxy chick can be real bitch, so after a few drinks I am going to give her an artic blast!
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When you insert the neck of a bottle of blue mouthwash up your ass and do a hand stand.
"hmm" George said to Steve...."minty freash"
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an artic sled dog occurs during sex when the male partner sticks an ice cube in the females anus and then smacks her on the ass hard enough to crush the ice cube before it melts while yelling mush at the top of his lungs
When a man takes a huge dump into a condom, puts it in the freezer until it is frozen, then the girl uses it as a dildo
"I heard old Ms.Habernackel used little timmys corn filled artic ice pickle."
"EWWWWWWWWW thats gross"
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