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breasts. plain and simple (not really).
take your girlfriend to the frozen food section of a store. Watch the magic unfold on her tits!
Guy: Oh my god! Your tits!!
Woman: Uhhhh... I can explain?
Guy: no need to!
(fondling her tits)
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An acronym for TWO IN THE SHIRT. Used covertly by perverts.
Kid in Church: "Yo father, that nun got some big tits!!!"
Priest: "Yes my child. That milf has TWO IN THE SHIRT"
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Pacifiers for men and women. Something to look at when talking to a woman.
"hope she doesn't notice me looking at those fine tits"
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tits are playthings.
oh, carmen, take off your shirt and let me play with your beautiful tits
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A description of somthing you show great liking to, or greatly apreciate...
Somewhat of a new way of saying ,"The Shit/ The Shiznit," but not as overrated and annoying as the two.
"Oh my god; That cat just got ran over by that semi-truck! That was the tits!"
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A created by god to make humanity submit to his will.
God: So, how about you two start creating a new civilization by populating the earth.
Adam: I don't really feel like fucking eve, nothing special about her, sooo, no fuck you. I don't care if you created me.
God: TITS!!!
*LIGHTING BOLT --- Eve now has D cups*
Adam: Whatever you desire sir!
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the big roung things that girls have on their chest's. also know as boobs.
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