Just trying to see if you were paying attention

Normally used by teachers to cover up when they make an idiotic mistake. By saying "Just trying to see if you were paying attention" teachers can make it seem like they meant to make their dumb mistake, when really they're just stupid...

Teacher: "On the test, we had over 5 FLAIRURES"

Student: "Don't you mean failures?"

Teacher: "NO, i was just trying to see if you were paying attention"

Student: "ah, of course"

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I didn't know you were chill like that

I Didn't Know You Were Chill Like That, originally known as I Didn’t Realize You Were Chilling Dog, refers to a viral video trend on TikTok that involves one person in a car, predominantly a Tesla, giving a peace sign or hang ten sign to someone annoyed at their behavior. The trend started in mid-2022 on TikTok.

Walter white: Jesse do you wanna cook?
Jesse: Mr White I didn't know you were chill like that!

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you were a little hard on the beaver last night

1) Quote from the the 1957 classic TV show "Leave it to Beaver"

2) When a male sexually pleases a female sometimes inducing pain, but always pleasure ;)

Bridget: "Wow, last night was bad."
Muhammad: "What do you mean? I had a great time!"
Bridget: "Yeah but you were a little hard on the beaver last night..."

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liked you better when you were fat

Sarcastic way of saying you don’t like someone (because the person was never fat)

Jim: Fred I liked you better when you were fat
Fred: I never was fat
Jim:I know, I never liked you

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You Said You Were Going To Fuck Me

When you’re vibing with someone and they say it’s going down but then you turn around and they’re gone.

One night Annie said she was going to hook up with me, I turned around and she vanished. I ran all over town and finally found her in a Chipotle and said “you said you were going to fuck me”!?

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Mr. You wish you were asian

A man who has sooo much swag he wishes he was asian. These people are deliquent to belive they are in anyway deservent of being asociated with asians.

Mr. You wish you were asian: '' LOOK AT ME I GOT MA SCRUFFS ON AND I RIDE A MOTOR BIKE M8''
cwel kids of beverley: what the fack? That twat is such Mr. You wish you were asian -_-

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Cool-As-Hell-You-Wish-You-Were-Us Weird

Basically, we're weird, but we're definitely somewhat cool and you kinda (okay, REALLY) wish you were us.

Cool Kid: "You're weird. "

Us: "Yeah, but in a Cool-As-Hell-You-Wish-You-Were-Us Weird."

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