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Ash Wednesday

When you are 69'ing and the girl is on top and then the girl sharts therefore releasing a shot of poop onto the mans forehead in reference to the Ash Wednesday cross.

Oh man, we were 69'ing and she Ash Wednesday'd the shit out of me.

by Adolfus Hitlerus July 12, 2008

3šŸ‘ 8šŸ‘Ž


Ash Wednesday

the act of shitting on one's palm and schmiering the sign of the cross on the partner's forehead

leah: "hey how was your night?"
ryan: "i went down on her and she gave me an ash wednesday"

by ryan dowd December 29, 2007

2šŸ‘ 7šŸ‘Ž


crank that ash wednesday

when your with a girl and jizz in your hand and rub it on the girl's forehead in the shape of a cross and make her wear it all day, for jesus

i went to church and the priest did a crank that ash wednesday on me

by austingale March 9, 2008

56šŸ‘ 11šŸ‘Ž


white ash wednesday

The sexual act of smearing cum on someones forehead in the shape of a cross.

The father said to his son "for you to become a man, you must first white ash wednesday a one night stand."

The girl was obviously not christian, so I had to convert her with a white ash wednesday to the dome.

Like Biggie smalls said "smack a bitch in the face take her gucci bag and white ash wednesday her in the face."

The reason Hitler was so angry is because no man or woman would let him give white ash wednesdays.

by HJF, MFG October 6, 2010

22šŸ‘ 7šŸ‘Ž


Ash-stinence Wednesday

The first day of Lent on which every Catholic boy says they are going to give up jerking off for 40 days but in reality their promise lasts about one night.

Garrett: You looking forward to Ash-stinence Wednesday?
Carey: Well, it doesn't really matter since I already jerked off this morning.
Garrett: At least you lasted longer than most guys.

by Holy G February 21, 2010


Ash Wednesday

Immediately after anal intercourse you stamp it on your partners forehead, leaving a dark smudge on their brow.

It was only Tuesday when I gave Amy an Ash Wednesday.

by Hali Sweep June 20, 2021


Ash Wednesday

Drawing a cross on your partners forehead with a shit tipped dick after anal.

Fucking my girlfriend in the ass is so spiritual for her that I bless her with an Ash Wednesday when Iā€™m done.

by Lildeb830 July 13, 2022