asp

Acronymn:

asp: a shortened, more efficient relacement of the acronym ASAP.

"Hey, you need to RSVP to that invitation asp, man!"

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asp

letters used to shorten at some point

i need to do that work asp

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asp

The one and only ASP MAN!
Usualy accompanied by Aaron Smart and the G.P CREW!
G G G G G.P CREW!

'Hey Asp!'
'Sup Asp?'

Come on people its a name how hard is it to use a name.

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Active Server Pages [ASP]

A server side scripting language developed by Microsoft. While it does outclass Perl in terms of effectiveness and ease of use, php does offer more to the average web developer in terms of reliability, speed, and a shorter learning curve. It is also worth noting that ASP 3.0 comes in two flavours, VBScript and JavaScript.

<%@ language="VBScript" %>
<%
Response.Write("this is ASP")
Response.Write("<br />")
If Request.Querystring("action") = "page1" Then
Response.Write("you selected page 1")
Else
Response.Write("You selected some other page")
End If
%>

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ASP

acronym Assorted Sugar Products used to cover the competing terms lollies, candy and sweets

'Lets go and buy some ASPs'

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ASP

An acronym for 'At Some Point.' In colloquial use, most people would follow it with "..... " to imply that they'll get to something or do something later--probably not at all. In practice, it serves as an antithetical synonym to ASAP. Whereas 'ASAP' implies immediate action, 'ASP' is quite the opposite -- the likelihood of action is extremely low -- you're getting blown off... Conveniently, 'ASP' is also a plausible typo of 'ASAP' further adding to its popularity when responding to a boss's requests.

Boss: "Run all the numbers for me again" "umm, yeah, asp...."

ASP

After Sex Piss. Very important ritual after banging.

I fucked her and before I could go again I had to take a 45 second ASP. Almost as good as sex.