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shit ass balls ton

A hell of a lot of something.

Person 1: Hey, did you see how many terrorists are hiding in that building?

Person 2: Yeah, there's a shit ass balls ton!

by Penguin156 August 25, 2009

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Half my ass and both my balls

Used in stating you would wager a large amount on a subject.

I would bet half my ass and both my balls that Pamela Anderson has more STDs than just the Hepatitus C that everyone already knows about.

by Mathias Gruber May 9, 2008

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Half past a monkey's ass, quarter to his balls

3:45...I think? Who knows what this means really?

What time is it? Half past a monkey's ass, quarter to his balls.

by HK Orlando October 19, 2006

660๐Ÿ‘ 128๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ass balls

when you mean balls and ass too

i want your moms big juicy ass balls

by cockandballs500 October 9, 2022


ass balls

when you have shitty old guitar that's extremely out of tune you say "hey connor this guitar sucks ass balls"

guy one: this guitar is out tune
guy 2: yea it sucks ass balls

by donkydick January 2, 2019


Ass Balls

When your ass cheeks hang down so low, it looks like you have ass balls

Blac Chyna has Ass Balls in her gold swim suit photo shoot on Instagram.
Blac Chyna is famed for displaying her surgically enhanced body and this time,is no different .However,she appeared to rock a bathing suit a number of sizes smaller than her frame. Clad in a bright yellow bathing suit and heels,the glamour model stuck different provocative poses

by Rafe Soon April 26, 2018


Ass Money Balls

Used to tell someone asking for money or wanting to give money (usually online) to fuck off.

Bot: Hey cutie buy my onlyfans. ;) Limited offer of 80% off for a full month.
You: Bro, ass money balls!

or,
Perv: Hey there, I'm willing to give you a weekly allowance if you give me phone sex and be my online gf.
You: (traumatized) helllllll no ass money balls

by Ray 314329 December 15, 2024