Person 1: Hey, did you see how many terrorists are hiding in that building?
Person 2: Yeah, there's a shit ass balls ton!
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Used in stating you would wager a large amount on a subject.
I would bet half my ass and both my balls that Pamela Anderson has more STDs than just the Hepatitus C that everyone already knows about.
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3:45...I think? Who knows what this means really?
What time is it? Half past a monkey's ass, quarter to his balls.
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Used to tell someone asking for money or wanting to give money (usually online) to fuck off.
Bot: Hey cutie buy my onlyfans. ;) Limited offer of 80% off for a full month.
You: Bro, ass money balls!
or,
Perv: Hey there, I'm willing to give you a weekly allowance if you give me phone sex and be my online gf.
You: (traumatized) helllllll no ass money balls
Ass Kicking Ball Massage,A.K.B.M
Her head game was on point, but when she started rubbing my balls,I could only concentrate on the ass kicking ball massage
when you mean balls and ass too
i want your moms big juicy ass balls
when you have shitty old guitar that's extremely out of tune you say "hey connor this guitar sucks ass balls"
guy one: this guitar is out tune
guy 2: yea it sucks ass balls