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righteous under the torah and koran. This assrape is not only for personal pleasure, but is also for "allah" and the jihad. Similar to the "Metal dan" this religious enforced intercourse is very sacred to activist groups like hamas, taliban, and albert queda. Usually occurs and practiced bye taliban village elders in middle eastern countries such as "Ifuckuassistan" and Indian provinces near the Hindu KUSH like the monk town "Chedduhfrumunduh" and also seen in the the famous 1940's movie "Reise de Meine Fuhrer: Un, Babuh Heitler."
Guy 1: "allah akbar!" *explosions*
Guy2: "Allah ASSRAPPPPEEEEEE!" *different type of explosion penetrating a goats colon*
Charlotte: "hugh your Allah AssRape is amazing"
Hugh: "yea dude...i know.. i learned from the best
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a machine that has a rod that you aim your ass towards and it viciously penetrates you in the ass until you bleed, most people get stitches after the penetration.
how did you get those stitches on you Kumar?!oh, the assrape machine got me
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A toothpaste for toddlers that'll make mothers smile while they watch their loved ones take a shot in the mouth from a 400 pound japanese rapper
Did you see little maggie get that assrape carravan? I wish someone would give me an assrape carravan. I want to sleep next to an assrpae carravan. I give out assrape carravans daily.
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What you say when there is nothing else to say so whoever you're insulting is just bewildered.
Guy 1: Fuck you Bitch
Guy 2: I know you are but what am I?
Guy 1: A pussy
Guy 2: I'm Gonna Assrape You With A Chainsaw!
Guy 1: What? I am bewildered.
I got assraped by a youtuber, probably youtube.com/@dream, idk tho.
When you lose money or capital to price gouging, inflation or fraud
Shopping at this store is financial assrape because everything is $10 to $20 more than other stores on the same items.
What happens to you any time you take a test in Mr Brinkerhoff's class.
Holy crap man, that chapter 22 test really assraped me