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A sea-hank is a woman with a salty, fishy vagina. She resembles a hobo, only with a more queefy smell. Sea-hanks tend to flock around boys who listen to metal and have long, curly hair.
"Did you see Nathaniel?! He hooked up with a sea-hank!!"
"If you want to get laid just play some metal and the sea-hank will flock to you like a giant cloud of pussy dildos."
The result of taking a crap in the ocean, aka code brown when executed in a pool.
Ryan: Sarah and I were doing a deep dive and she dropped a deuce at about 45 feet right in her wet suit.
Jill: I had heard about the sea turdle, though never known someone to actually see one hatched in person.
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The love of my life. A woman who loves me in spite of all my faults and scratches my chin and will even let me have some of her filet of fish!
Sea lioness is the love of my life.
An individual would use this term in the setting of a workspace as a code word to alert one’s coworkers that there is a rather attractive female in the general vicinity.
“Yo Johner, we just got an order of sea pike in right?”
Exactly the same signs and symptoms as beer goggles except the condition is brought about from being at sea for an extended period of time. Consequences can be socially painful. The worst case of sea goggles is when sea goggles are combined with beer goggles.
Jim: Dude, why the hell did you fuck her?
Dave: Ah man, I'd been at sea for 4 months straight and had my sea goggles on.
Jim: That's no excuse!
single; unattached (and usually happy about it); the ability to date and/or sleep with whoever you want, whenever you want and have multiple sexual partners.
(derived from the expression "there are plenty of fish in the sea").
Glen Quaqmire - "heh heh diggity diggity...yeah man...freedom of the sea....nothin' like it in the whole wide world....diggity dggity...heh heh heh...awwwwwwwwlriiiight!"
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