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Audition

The scariest thing about being in a play/movie/tv show

Person 1:Aaaaaaaah!!!!

Person 2:???
Person 1: AUDITIONS ARE TODAY!!!!!!

by Doglover777 January 12, 2019


dependent verification audit

A hypocritical corporate phishing /data mining scheme, that demands an employee surrender personally identifiable information to third parties, while at the same time demanding security for the companies own proprietary data. It is sold as product to corporations by data mining companies as a way save money, at the expensive of causing disgruntled employees through potential identity fraud.

Damn, I just got nasty-gram from a dependent verification audit firm demanding my families information. Fucking hypocrites, I would feel safer shopping at Target.

by Northern Europian thug March 31, 2014


mortgage audits online company reviews

Mortgage Audits Online is one of those companies that ensures that homeowners are not cheated by the bank or their lenders. They have a team of professionals ready to help you find out whatever error you suspect in your mortgage loan account. It is, therefore, necessary to give a broad explanation of what mortgage is and how we can help.
Owning a home is a part of the American ideal for many people. Getting a mortgage is just one of the many procedures that most Americans must take to become homeowners.

mortgage audits online company reviews

by January 14, 2022


blind audit

Randomly audit a class

I was bored so I randomly walked through a randomly-selected academic building on campus where I saw a group of students in a random room so I walked in and blind audited.

by gnilrets March 22, 2015


Support me at World Klass season 2 audition for 30 episode i guess?

Support me at World Klass season 2 audition for 30 episode i guess?

Support me at World Klass season 2 audition for 30 episode i guess?

by syafinaz? October 23, 2023


Hand hygiene audits

This thing that hospital admin makes people do sometimes where we “need” to take valuable time out of our work day to narc on people not washing their hands efficiently.

Me writing one if I actually filled them out: “so I stalkerishly followed a nurse into the bathroom and while I was pretending to take a piss I was actually singing happy birthday in my head to see how long she washed her hands for. And I got to that 🎶🎶 “happy birthday dear fuck you” 🎶🎶🎶 but I didn’t quite get to that last “happy birthday to you” verse.

Signed, my hand hygiene audits of April 4th 2023

by Sacredfart April 5, 2023


Lease Audit King

The auditor management companies fear. He will scrutinize every lease to see if you are hiding anything .

Hi Michelle,

See attached the list of discrepancies and issues I have with the leases I reviewed. Just another day at work for the Lease Audit King.

Ralph

by funatwork1 January 4, 2022