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1) Cavernous and roast beef-like;
2) having blue waffle-like symptoms after 5 months of development;
3) from 7-9 months, AVS will form into a black hole with teeth, which results in a penis-encrusted vagina;
4) a peni tree begins to form after 1 year of development;
5) 6 weeks are needed for the peni tree to fully develop;
6) After a fully developed peni tree, the AVS will go into hibernation for 6-8 weeks;
7) after, the AVS becomes so contagious that physical, mental, or emotional contact is dangerous;
FYI) If a baby is born during any developmental stage of AVS, the baby will turn into a peni tree, so pregnancy is strictly reserved for those who do not have AVS.
FYI 2) AVS is also referred to as Amy's Vagina Syndrome
Amy: Do you want to come to a party
Caleb: No! You whore! You have AVS!
Amy: What's that?!
Caleb: You eat dicks with your vagina and grow peni trees out of it.
Amy: but my vagina is so cavernous and roast beef-like!
Caleb: Exactly...
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Adult Viriginity Syndrome.
Refers to any person over the age of 30 who has yet to lose their V Card, which is sad.
Aaron: Yo I heard that George has AVS
Joe: Well he does have a micro-penis so I’m not surprised.
(GROUP CHAT)
luis - hey guys do you want to play a game of poker round my house this evening?
oli- yeh mate in av
nic- av
ben- av
sam- sorry i cant make it
When average is just to hard to say.
Pj's eyelashes are Av.
Julies eyelashes are even more Av!
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shorter (lazier) way to say "have."
me m8s and me av to smoke dem cigs.
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