bearded ax wound

slang for a vagina

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bearded axe wound

a furry snatch

boys have penises, girls have bearded axe wounds.

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Hairy axe wound

Womans vaginal opening. So called because of an obvious likeness to the shape of an axewound in a womans vagina. Can only really apply if the vagina is unkempt and is hairy.

See Cunt or Pussy.

I bust my nut into your mums hairy axe wound last night.

-or-

Want me to stick my cock in your hairy axe wound?

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hairy ax wound

cunt, vagina, female gentalia

You could see her hairy ax wound under her white pants

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Bearded Axe Wound

Another name for a vagina

"I took her home and shaved around her bearded axe wound."

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Bloody Axe Wound

A slang term for vagina.

I'm in the mood for some bloody axe wound, and I'm not talking about watching Braveheart!

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The sword is in the axe wound

Code for saying that you or someone eles had sex.
the sword being the penis and the axe wound being the virgina.

Alex sent a text to James: 'the sword is in the axe wound'
james sent a text to alex: 'Alrighty ;)'

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