S B J

Acronym for sweet baby jesus. Term used to express excitement, satisfaction, and exhiliration. Easy and fast to use when sending corporate-monitored emails.

S B J I can't wait to have a cocktail tonight.
That sushi was S B J.

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S/B/G

used as a question on online chat website, it asks the loaded "Straight/Gay/Bi"?

person 1 "hi"
person 2 "heyy"
person 1 "asl?"
person 2 "14/ m/ texas. hbu"
person 1 "14/ f/ Cali"

person 1 "s/b/g?"
person 2 "g"
person 1 "hmmm... I see....."
END OF CHAT!!!

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🗿 P E B I S

Ah yes of course 🗿 P E B I S

🗿 P E B I S

S-B Theory

Sperm Build-up Theory: A girl with a really nice ass, starts dating some guy who is clearly tagging her, and her ass gets much larger, while everything else stays proportionate.

Jessica follows the S-B theory to a tee! She used to be smokin', but since she started dating Mark her ass has become huge! Must be sperm build-up!

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Double F S B

Double F S B
fuck fear
steal beer

The black scourge of Walgreens. An acronym for the type of thing which a select group of broke college students are forced to engage in. Can also be a product of suffocating boredom.

You: I'm pregnant and I have a midterm tomorrow and I'm scared.
Me: Shut up whore! Double F S B!

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B e e s e c h u r g e r

B e e s e c h u r g e r’s are an extremely rare fast food item, sold at mcdawnalds. If most people get one they normally get free chinkin nungets on the side.

Welcome to mcdawnalds do you wanna phucking

b e e s e c h u r g e r

P-please, I just wanna s-see my wife again.

Chinken nunget

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S-B-T-D

Spicy Bacon Twirl Dealer

I don't know what you heard about me, But a Deadtool cant get a Bacon out of me, No Duck, no Seat, you can't see, that I'm a motherloving S-B-T-D