Backside Leader

Someone who is so far in last, they think they're in first. A play on car races, where the last guy appears to be in first but in actuality is doing an absolutely horrific job.

How's Ted doing these days?
He's so far in last he thinks he's in first. A true backside leader. He's delusional.

backside air

To break wind, let go of brown air, etc.

-Oops, sorry, I just made an backside air. Keep moving.
-Jesus man! What did you eat yesterday?!

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da backside

1. the opposite of da frontside. da backside is a sexual position, and one of choice for men working at the depot. getting a piece of tail is never considered complete without "doing her from da backside".

Jim "Piece of tail on da weekends?"
Phil "Could be."
Jim "Do 'er up from da backside?"
Phil "Sure did."

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backsided compliment

A signal of mutual attraction, directed to a man by a woman, as she turns away and very subtly angles her hips and derriere.

Knowing his eyes were on her, she turned to give him a fleeting but unmistakable backsided compliment.

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Backside Fakey

When you're doing a chick from behind right before you cum you spit on her back.. and when she turns her head to look at you you blow your load in her face.

I was doing her from behind and doubled up on the backside fakey and angry pirate.

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backside toe

When you see a bent over camel toe from behind in yoga pants.

Hey Jeff, did you see Karen's backside toe when she picked up that pencil on the floor.

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Busty Backside

Its when a girl's ass grows one nipple on each cheek so that her ass cheeks become a pair of titties and since ass cheeks are usually bigger than titties, the titties on the girl's ass are said to be busty.

I like it when a girl has a busty backside because then a girl has four titties and thats twice as good as two.

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