ballistic

When something is just autotomas

Yo that was ballistic

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ideal-ballistic

A quick to respond phrase that is seldom used when in total agreement with your work colleague.

(Circa: 2000)

Jigsy: “We’re gonna have some drinks after work, that sound good to you dude?”

Lito: ”Ideal-ballistic!”

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Ballistic wank

When you wank so hard, your cum makes a hole in the roof.

I took a ballistic wank this morning.

ballistic masturbation

A pseudosport that is defined by the participants who discharge firearms at nothing in particular. Also used to describe shooting your weapon at large, stationary objects, such as old washing machines.

He thinks he's a real sportsman, but he's never bagged a deer. It's all just ballistic masturbation.

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Ballistic Tip

A bullet tip that explodes on impact.

(Rednecks Talking About Ballistic Tip Arrows)
Jim Bob: I Jisht Bought Shome Ballishtic Tipsh Fer My Arras.

Bubba: Holly Fuck!!! Are Ye Try'na B Lock Rambo?

ballistic lobotomy

Suicide by gunshot to the head.

Jeff: Hey Jan, did you hear what happened to Tom?

Jan: No.

Jeff: He preformed a ballistic lobotomy on himself.

Jan: Oh Snap !

Ballistic shit

A shit that exits the anus with such force, the toilet smashes or leaves a hole in a wall, window or roof

I took a ballistic shit