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A Mexican bandit who used to advertise Fritos. White liberal twits and pantywaist oafs said that the Frito Bandito was racist because it looked like a Mexican, and anybody who saw him would instantly and automatically believe that all Mexicans were bandits, and that they spoke English with a Mexican accent.
I really miss the Frito Bandito. He was quite effective at offending white liberals.
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a man who prefers the male of the species. in other words... he is a raging homo. those folk who like boys, the folk who would bash your bottom at the drop of a hat.
Hey, that guy is an ass-bandito. cock, that guy likes the old bit of the ass-bandito monster. you suck ass-bandito.
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When a female decides to sign up to Tumblr a.k.a become a cretin to society. This involves dyeing your hair pink and ranting about politics while trying to de-sexualize the female body by showing off their own horribly disfigured body ultimately stealing a person's will to live, hence the bandito
Little Timmy was on the internet looking for cool minecraft tutorials when he caught a glimpse of a Tumblrino Bandito. The Doctors tried to revive him but he sadly passed away at 7:42 p.m last Friday from self inflicted gunshot wounds
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When you cause a problem on a large scale to annoy or aggravate someone.
Jeff : Hey see that Jew over there I'm gonna go tell him the Holocaust never happened.
Mike: Oh looks like Jeff is causing some bandito raucous
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Someone who steals your cheetos.
Wtf, the cheeto bandito is at it again!
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A Social Bandito is person who does there own thing, they don't need to be with peeps all the time, they're just chilled, laid back and independent.
joe: hey steve let's go for a beer tonight.
Bloggs: ye sure, is fred coming?
Joe: nah, he's doesn't want to, he's busy doing something.
Bloggs: ah, he's a social bandito.
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When you finish in a glory hole and the other person sticks his penis in said glory hole to receive oral satisfaction, the finished participant duct tapes there partners penis to the opposite side of the stall from there partners so they do not have to perform relation's and so they can make a speedy retreat.
Hey! Get back here you "Gloryhole Bandito".