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Bangkok Bumps

Term for herpes contracted while partying too hard with hookers in Bangkok, Thailand.

Bro, I slept with all these hookers and like 3 weeks later I got the Bangkok Bumps. It's no fun at all.

by Col. Lingus March 5, 2013


Bangkok Handshake

The art of shaking a woman's "hand" in Bangkok to ensure she IS in fact a woman and not a decepetive lady boy with a big ol penis

I totally gave her the Bangkok Handshake, Bitch checks out!

by DrGonzo61 November 20, 2007

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Bangkok Carradine

Sexual act involving tying a rope around your balls and hanging yourself in a Thailand hotel closet that results in death because you couldn't pronounce the safe word.

Damn, did hear about Perry? He went to Thailand on that Mormon mission and pulled a Bangkok Carradine!

by Captain Organ June 4, 2009

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Bangkok bubblegum

It's the act of blowing you're load into an orifice of your choosing. Then getting down there, creating a seal with your lips, blowing it up like a balloon, and then with any luck with the escape of air a bubble will be blown similar to blowing bubblegum.

It's hard to master but the results are worth it...

Did you hear James tried out the old 'Bangkok bubblegum' with Hannah the other day? Popped right in his face!

by Nthatch September 11, 2023


bangkok betty

a woman who outputs an extraordinary amount to random men, or women, for low sums of cash.

I banged that bangkok betty all night and it only cost me a dollar.

by 1234567z March 23, 2009

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Bangkok Dangerous

Having unprotected sex with an Asian partner.

I went Bangkok Dangerous last night with Ling Ling after we left the party.

by maluttr August 2, 2010

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Bangkok Expressway

verb: the act of inserting a PVC pipe into the vagina and/or anus of a willing partner and subsequently rolling Hot Wheels down the temperary "expressway".

Barry: Hey Jody it 5:00. You know what that means!
Jody: I know its rush hour. I hate heavy traffic!
Barry: Not just rush hour, its time to take a ride down the "Bangkok Expressway"!
Jody: Ooooooooooh! Just be careful because last time we had a 20 car pile up and it messed up my colonoscopy!

by BnC baconator August 5, 2010

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