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The act of dropping a baby on its head in a WalMart. Ensures another generation of Floridians will flourish in the great state.
Joleenda was shopping at WalMart, and her newborn baby, MacKristalle, got its Florida baptism when it fell head-first out of her unattended shopping cart.
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When you choke a woman so hard during sexual intercourse she dies. You then resuscitate her and as she takes her first breath of life you cum directly on her face.
Ryan: So I was choke fucking Kathryn last night and she stopped breathing.
Luke: Dude, is she ok?
Ryan: Yeah, I welcomed her back to our mortal world with a Second Baptism.
Luke: Bro! You should be a pastor!
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The act of forcing an individual to submit to a religion and to be included as a believer without his concent.
Defining baptismal rape:
Imagine a world where Hitler won the II world war an his son(equally retarded and fascist) is talking to the pope:
Hitler's Son: Guess what I did today your holiness?
Pope:What was it my son?
H's Son:I Baptist raped Richard Dawkins
Pope: OH NO YOU DIDN'T!...son.
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The act of listening to all of Kanye's albums in order, no listening to any other music during your Kanye baptism.
Person 1: Did you do your Kanye Baptism to prepare for Donda 2?
Person 2: Yea, it took me two weeks but im officially a kanyist now
When you are at church and the burrito hits at the wrong time. The only thing you can do is shit in the baptism bowl.
Dude did you see Sam C in church yesterday? he performed a burrito baptism.
Ejaculating all over a girl's forehead. Must cover area between the eyebrows and hairline.
"Did you see what OJ did to that girl! He gave her a proper mayonnaise baptism!"
When a girl squirts in your face when ur eating her out aka Alaskan baptism
“Yo this girl just gave me a Alaskan baptism”