the type of discussion that usually takes place at a bar, when individuals argue over the use of the exact words each other has spoken rather than the concepts intended. often making small grammatical errors and the combination of alcohol a violent combination.
John: man, i totally just shat a brick!
Ben: thats literally not possible unless you ate bricks...
John: i mean, it was as hard as a rock and enormous
Ben: ok, well thats different, it certainly wasn't a brick though... look when your at the bar, you gotta understand that barstool protocol is 100% in effect...
The act of multiple people being penetrated by the legs of an upturned Barstool
“Deborah and her friends were sore after a night of Brighton Barstooling”
A woman that spent all her time in a bar when her children were young and now they are bad parents and she had to raise the grandkids
The child in roon 2was brought in by his barstool grandma
When you sit at the bar to long and it hurts to stand up
You ready to go to the next bar? Yeah let's go! I can barely walk I got a barstool cramp from sitting here for 4 hours watching the game
A girl with long sexy legs
she is 3/4 leg like a barstool.
Maaate check out that blonde...
which one?
the barstool mate
ohhhh whoa nice
A polite way of saying the swear word bastard.
You’re a barstool you know that