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barstool protocol

the type of discussion that usually takes place at a bar, when individuals argue over the use of the exact words each other has spoken rather than the concepts intended. often making small grammatical errors and the combination of alcohol a violent combination.

John: man, i totally just shat a brick!
Ben: thats literally not possible unless you ate bricks...
John: i mean, it was as hard as a rock and enormous
Ben: ok, well thats different, it certainly wasn't a brick though... look when your at the bar, you gotta understand that barstool protocol is 100% in effect...

by jackbauer May 4, 2012


Brighton Barstool

The act of multiple people being penetrated by the legs of an upturned Barstool

Deborah and her friends were sore after a night of Brighton Barstooling

by B-0110 July 11, 2022


Barstool grandma

A woman that spent all her time in a bar when her children were young and now they are bad parents and she had to raise the grandkids

The child in roon 2was brought in by his barstool grandma

by winkywpwinwwwinky May 9, 2018


Barstool Cramp

When you sit at the bar to long and it hurts to stand up

You ready to go to the next bar? Yeah let's go! I can barely walk I got a barstool cramp from sitting here for 4 hours watching the game

by Yam derf October 12, 2018


Barstool

A girl with long sexy legs

she is 3/4 leg like a barstool.

Maaate check out that blonde...
which one?
the barstool mate

ohhhh whoa nice

by .:Bunni:. March 1, 2010


Barstool

A polite way of saying the swear word bastard.

You’re a barstool you know that

by RaNDOMDUE23442312 January 4, 2021