verb the act of getting, &/or being, baked & wasted at the same time. getting baked + getting wasted = basteing
Jim can often be found Basteing behind the library on campus.
Basteing, is my absolute favorite thing to do!
"I'm Basting ballz right now brahh!"
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When you're high and drunk. A hybrid of baked and wasted.
Dude. That purple haze and vodka combo got me totally basted.
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to Baste: the act or practice basting. One must awaken his lady from a deep sleep by ejaculating in, on, or around her eyes. When she has sleepily opened her eyes, you proceed to yell (at the top of your lungs) "BASTED BITCH!!!" At which point you slap her across the face. Job well done.
Example 1: Your lady has refused to perform any form of sexual act, and it's time she learned her lesson; baste the shit out of her.
Example 2: Man, last night was awesome, I totally got back at my lady by basting her out of a deep sleep.
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a girls face looks like she's had semen glazed over it
Guy 1: yo you see katie today looks like she and Bobby did work last weekend
Guy 2: yeah she looks strate basted
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Similar to 'Fry'
To completely and utterly humiliate someone by insulting them.
Guy 1- (insert insult here about Guy 2 and his mom)
Guy 2- *shakes his head* Whatever dude
Guy 3- Ooo boy,.. BASTE! Fo real doe, he just basted the mess outta ya!
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A big man/woman that is capable of crushing and/or eating you.
Andy Carroll is some Baste
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The act of getting a blowjob and pulling out of the girls mouth and blowing ur load when ready.
Man i was getting a bj and i basted all over her face.
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