Batman

Here is all you need to know about Batman:
He's the goddamn Batman.

Person 1: "Hey, why did he get pulled into the sky by that parachute thing? He could've just went to the airport."

This is not the correct question.

ANSWER: He's. the. goddamned. Batman.

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batman

to go missing without notice

The guy did a batman on me again.

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Batmaning

Finding out as much information on a person without their knowledge using mutual friends or social media.

"I met this really nice girl in class the other day. I think its time to begin Batmaning"

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Batman

Quite probably the best superhero known to man. After a tragic childhood accident, Bruce Wayne devoted his mind to crime-fighting. Although many know him for his fortune and gadgets, Batman's main strengths are is astounding intelligence and willpower. It is generally agreed upon by his fans that if you tell him who his opponent will be a week ahead of time, he will always win.

Batman would compete in the Olympics, but he has better things to do than win enough gold to destabilize an economy.

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Batman

A furry that beats up other furrys and insane people

“Wow Batman just knocked the fuck out of that furry” “that was the penguin dumbass” “A PENGUIN IS AN ANIMAL”

The Batman

To kill someone's parents

" why did you do the Batman on Sara keeth"

"Idk got bored"

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Batmanning

Hanging upside down from something by the strength of your feet and ankles

Retard: "I'm going to take a pic of me planking!"

Bad ass: "Planking is for pussies, I'm batmanning"

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