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When a person shits out a massive turd, carefully sticks it in the freezer, and then fucks themselves senseless with it.
Me: I went to the porn store last Friday.
Friend: Oh yeah? What were you looking for?
Me: I really wanted a giant black dildo.
Friend: Did you find one that you liked?
Me: OMG yes but it was way to expensive so I went the cheap route and went home and used my Kentucky Klondike!
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Something I would kill you for.
Jeff: You did all this for a bunch of virgins?
Achmed: Are you kidding me? I kill you for a Klondike bar.
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A tampon which has been soaked in vodka, left in a freezer for a considerable amount of time and then inserted in the anus.
Sarah is so kinky! She acctually requested i give her a Russian Klondike.
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When a girl and guy who are (typically) friends have slept with the same girl or guy.
Kate and Javier are klondik cousins because they both slept with Gina.
Guy 1: "Luis was shocked when found out Liz was his klondik cousin!'"
Guy 2: "Why though? Tino gets around".
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backwards klondike is a sexual position in which a dude stands leaning against an open freezer or refridgerator and a girl bends over in front of him with her legs behind his and her arms/ hands on the floor (for support). similar to doggy style but the guy stands
it was getting hot last july so me and ramon did the backwards klondike in the frozen pizza aisle after hours in weis
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To snort an alcoholic beverage up your nose.
The klondike spike got me drunk faster than drinking that shit!
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