An extremely smelly and disgusting fart.
That dude just dropped a hurtin' bomb - I think i'm gonna puke.
Implies that your subject is in a really bad way, and is beyond any dignity or self worth. More often that not, drunk or stoned. Of having no value, much like a Cubs fan.
Craig - dude, not again, ummm she's not a SHE, she's a HE, yer hurtin! Hold the rrrrrrrr" for maximum value, as in...yerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrtin.
redneck term for extreme starvation; usually including rumbling of the stomach a.k.a. rumbly in the tumbly
"Hey man my hungrys hurtin, lets go get some food."
one who has diarrhea who must relieve themself
Man, dude, I ate taco bell last night and now I'm hurtin for a squirtin!
Hurtin Ass means you have a sore arse
When I was a small boy I visited Co. Donegal for a holiday with my Mother, Father and young sister. We went for a walk one day and met a donkey. My father to me not to go near it but being a wilful child I ignored his good advice and walked round the back of the donkey. I turned to look at my parents and the animal lashed out with his back feet. I had a Hurtin Ass for the next few days.
A Cargo Plane Full Of Hurtin is when someone is really nasty, fat or just obnoctious, there are 100 hurin boxes in a cargo plane in a hurtin box there are 12 hurtin units.
Me: Hey Man, Did You see Chrissy Lately?
Friend: Yeah Man, She Looked Like "A Cargo Plane Full Of Hurtin"
When you've had a major lack of action for a while and are needing that sexual attention.
Damn I haven't been laid in a while... I'm hurtin for a flirtin.