Derping

Coughing and scared.

Kevin, upon seeing the large quantity of lasers, began derping.

derp

1: The word that describes a particularly retarded face: A retarded smile, and the eyes pointing in different directions.

2: A word merely used as filler

1: Used in a picture (let's use the megaman image just for the hell of it), derp is the quintessential word for itself. 'Nuff said.

2: Person 1: "So... I'm bored"

*5 minutes later*

Person 1: "Derp..."

Person 2: "Yeah"

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Derp

Someone who defies the laws of stupidity by being really, really stupid and derpy.

Melinda: I made a character named Aaron Brancher. He's going to be a rancher!
Friend: God, Melinda. You're such a derp.

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derp

Sound the Pokemon Bidoof makes.

Pikachu: Pika pika!
Bidoof: Derp.

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derp

A word used after a stupid joke, or stupid slapstick. It was first used in the South Park episode "The Succubus," but popularized by later episodes. Commonly used to refer to jokes in Rob Schneider movies.

Rob Schneider derp da derp! Then, derp da derp ta tittily tum.

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Derp

A literary or spoken phrase that combines elements of "WTF" and "cool story bro". Laced with condescension "derp" is a common form of web-based libel that is almost didactic; however not quite as it is generally a sardonic gesticulation rather than moralistic chastisement. The spoken sense of the world itself conveys an intrinsic feeling of disappointment with a subtle hint of disgust and an overtone of rebuke.

Joel: "I'm a lyrical genius!"
Devon: "Derp."

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derp

One who, in an argument, takes a position, and when that position is destroyed by evidence and well-reasoned argument, acts as if the reasoned argument never happened, instead sticking to his original position while resorting to logical fallacies such as bad math, unwarranted assumptions, appeals to emotion, wishful thinking, false and deliberately misleading data and analysis, or ad-hominem attacks on his opponents. One who argues in bad faith.

Paul Ryan is a derp.

Salim Furth is derpy. Can put links here, search on yes-europe-really-is-in-the-throes-of-austerity

Avik Roy exhibits derpitude. Search New Republic. Search also Krugman blog bad-faith-and-civility-health-care-edition: "If someone says the sky is green, you prove that it’s actually blue, and the next day he comes back once again insisting that the sky is green, and this happens repeatedly, you eventually have to acknowledge that mannerly debate about the color of the sky just isn’t enough; you have to go meta, and talk about the fact that this guy and his friends just aren’t in the business of honest discussion."

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