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Clawing your partner eroticly, then urinating on the open wound.
After fucking Matt last night, I gave him the nastiest Yellow Bear Claw ever!
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The act of getting both hands stuck up your own ass leaving you incapable to do anything productive.
John: Why does it take Adobe so long to update flash to modern standards?
Steve: Because they've all been Alabama Bear Clawed.
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When one shoves their fist and as much as their arm up a womans vagina and then proceeds to open his hand and claw around in her uterus.
alien versus predator is a good example of the Chicago Bear-Claw.
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1. When you give a successfull under the pants handjob and you’re hand is covered in sticky Sperm and lint from the pants.
2 The aftermath of an UTPHJ.
Sarah gave me a UTPHJ and then Pulled put her Sloppy Bear Claw and slapped me in the face.
The act of masturbating on and covering of a freshly pushed out turd with semen.
We always thought that Ted was getting caught up Angry Birds on the toilet, because he takes the longest shits imaginable. Apparently he's been glazing a bear claw.
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When making out with a female you grab the back of the girls head and squeeze and pull extremely tightly to not let her pull away
Billy bear clawed the hell out of that girl last night before he took her in that room stuffed her like a thanksgiving turkey
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A Maneuver performed by a male in an enclosed area with little likelihood of escape on a vulnerable female, generally sexual. Most commonly performed by grabbing for the females head and almost always results in a non-satisfying kiss.
When Louis was on the ferris wheel with Shampton he went in for a kiss and she reluctantly submitted due to flawless execution of the bear-claw maneuver.
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