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- After Bacon. it's the way of life
- The saver of old lonely men
- It even sounds cool..heh..heh.. Beer.
- I'm so drunk I forgot my life sucks
- Look everyone.. that guys hat looks like a penis...
- heheheheheeheehehehehe pickle...
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-Hey you wanna feed that donkey some beer and get it all fucked up?
-Maybe later.
-I'll go put some beer in a bucket.
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its what my daddy drinks before he beats me
daddy says if i touch his beer he will crack my spine in half across his knee
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Beer has been around since the dawn of man, and just like to day, Beer has been a large part of the human mating Ritual. It has two uses, one being to help lube the joints in a females hips in order for a perfect landing. The other use is when the hip joint is well lubed but your eyes are seeing ugly.
Ah man i want to bone that chick over there, i better use some beer.
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Ah man she is my only option but my eyes only see ugly, i better drink alot of beer.
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a drink destined to be spilled
"Oh shit someone spilled the beer."
"Again?"
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OOOH! so you didnt want that? ...well have a beer "5 min later" wow where did your pants go?
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