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A type of dog that just looks like a skinny German Shepherd. in fact, many people call their Malinois a German Shepherd because they know the other person will have no idea what a Malinois is.
Person 1: "Woah! That German Shepherd is really skinny!"
Person 2: "Nope, that's just a Belgian Malinois."
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The act of taking a crap moments before some must take a shower in the same bathroom. Typically a tatic/ revenge against a roommate.
I knew my roommate had an 8 o'clock job interview so i woke up early, blitzed the bathroom, and gave him the belgian sauna.
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the most beautiful animal around, it's a cattle with mass-muscle buffs, these were naturally developed since birth.
crazy activist: OMG a cow on steroids stop breeding them!
belgian blue breeder: chill out man
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When engaged in anal sex, you lift your feet up and spin yourself around with your hands, transforming yourself into a helicopter blade.
I was doing the Belgian Helicopter last night and I almost took off.
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A ruse used by one nation as a false pretext for invading another, often but not always humanitarian in nature. Refers to the World War I propaganda put out by the Allies accusing the Germans of slaughtering Belgian babies.
The claim that Iraq had weapons of mass destruction was a Belgian baby; in reality, self-interest rather than humanitarian concern was the motivating factor.
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Absolutely shit weather. Can't get much worse then this. Constant rain, cloudy, depressive.
A: Look at the weather outside!
B: Yeah, welcome to Belgium!
A: Stupid Belgian Weather.
The act of making a hole in the bed sheets facing your significant others nose, farting and lifting your legs up and down so that the scent is waft into their nasal cavity, bonus points if they start coughing
Person 1: my wife still isnt talking to me
Person 2: after that Belgian bagpipe
Person 1: yeah
Person 2: Haha nice.