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Make a Bellamy of myself

Getting so drunk that your drunken antics are the same as one Matthew James Bellamy of Muse after a NME awards show

To Make a Bellamy of myself:

Dom: We had a massive ufo, we had-

Matt: It could've been bigger. It could have been bigger. It wasn't that big. Like, I wanted to do something like- I can't remember, we were doing a fesitval somewhere last year- and I wanted like, a REAL ufo. Not, not like a real ufo, but like, something that was coming out from, like, it had it's own propellers and a pilot, you know, like a, like a zeppelin, but like, circular shaped. We looked into and it cost like, it was gonna cost like, like hundreds of thousands and there was no clearance on health and safety depending on the weather, so it was like a big risk. I was saying, "Let's just fucking do it, you know? Let's just go for it!" Cos imagine if that thing just came over like, like, like I don't know where, like, Glastonbury or something. Imagine if it-

Dom: Just take it easy, take it easy...

Matt: Imagine if it just came over the audience. Be like, "The fuck is going on?" Like, "What's happening?! Is something in the sky?" Like, it'd be like, it would've been- it could've been great. I'm heading for greatness. I'm trying to get there, but it's a struggle. It's a long term struggle.

by NewBorn February 25, 2011


Bellamy

(verb) the act of ripping one’s puthay apart

I would like Harry Styles to Bellamy.

by ricelover069 September 22, 2021


Mr. Bellamy

An extremely tall person who goes to the short people and launch them into oblivion and then make fart sounds.

Isaac: "James, why do you throw so many small people around and then make fart sounds?"
James: " well you see, I'm a Mr. Bellamy *makes a fart sound*"

by Ax.the.italian.poop.fart. January 17, 2021


Bellami

A female with dark brown hair and pure black eyes, from the iris to the retina. Often takes pictures from her security camera and uses them in similar ways that Belle Delphine uses her bathwater, pricing them at $6.99 per picture. These photos have alot of content, mostly showing her nostrils to the point where her brain is visible and you can actually see each individual (all two) Neurons working hard to keep her alive and conscious.

Chad: Did you see Bellami?
Virgin: No, She's too short, I look straight over her
Chad: Same, I didn't see her either, I think I heard her though
Virgin: For reals, not gonna lie, I think shes 5 ' 1/2 or something

by Whiffed March 17, 2022


Bellami

Bellami is typically a gorgeous model blonde girl. She has big blue eyes and the thickest hair. She is seen watching anime 24/7 and is literally hilarious. They are on their phones every second of the day and is addicted to Instagram. Bellamis favorite food is costa vida and cafe rio and her favorite color is blue. She lives up to the typical dumb blonde stereotype and is always down to party due to her bubbly and outgoing personality. She sleeps like no ones business and will do something if she is motivated enough (such as the gym). Bellami’s love soda and wears the cutest clothing and hairstyles. If you fall in love with a Bellami you have to meet her standards because she wants a guy who is hard working and playful! Don’t break her heart😁

Person A: “Wow that girl is so beautiful, look at her hair!”
Person B: “Ohhh that’s Bellami, you can tell because she’s a hottie.”

by Cheezymaggott November 25, 2021


Bellami Hair

A poor girls hair clip-in hair extensions made of yack hair and soggy dog hair. A Bellami Hair girl is usually a lady of the night who works the streets in the ghetto.

A Bellami Hair girl is usually a lady of the night who works the streets in the ghetto.

by Hair whisperer June 12, 2022


Phoebe bellamy

Phoebe bellamy is a sexy cunt and gets all the whores, phoebe bellamys are known to other people as supreme leaders. They are commonly found around the area of North dragging a bag around looking homeless and depressed. However, its actually a mask, they devised a planned to scare others of but then they revealed they are actually so sexy so the lads basically lay at their feet and become sex slaves and fulfill their plan of baby farms

Phoebe bellamy: bow down to common whore
Jack hemsley: yes master

by Igjonnyboy November 24, 2021