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BERNIE
bernie, a former playboy model who was found burnt to death in the trash can along with her shitty fake tan..
her bf had nothing to do with it ... :|
bernie smoked wayyyy too much cock bernie rip bitch
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Created after a hippie music teacher who doesn't wear socks and drives a Mercedes. The term Bernie is to be used to call someone a person who has no rhythm or timing. In the recording sense the term should be used to explain one who uses 2 microphones to record numerous instruments. Also calling someone a Bernie by the way they sound: jibberish.
"look at the Bernie on the dance floor, kid can't even hit the beat"
A: "yo im gonna record the band tonight, but I'm only gonna use 2 mics"
B: "dude, you're such a fucking Bernie" "this music sounds like stupid jibberish, did Bernie do this?"
"put on some socks... Bernie!"
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A certain subset of millenial SJWs who are going to feel oppressed no matter where or who they are in the world
Being a victim and blaming others is a huge part of their repertoire and the idea of personal accountability and responsibility often send them into triggered panic attacks crying and chanting about an imagined nether world imp who relishes at the thought of their anguish.
They are ignorant to the fact that socialism leads to communism which in turn leads to the gulags.
They are obsessed with virtue signaling and completely and utterly ignorant of the well over 100 million people communist idealogues have murdered in the last century or the 500 million babies aborted in chinas one child policy(mostly little girls)...#metoo
By sheer lack of knowledge and godlessness they want to undermine,overthrow and tear down the greatest and fairest country ever seen on the face of the earth.
Where they have the freedom to attempt this subversion. Indoctrinated by their lgbtq-xyzlmnop professors and hollywood communist rhetoric they are used like disposable tools, ignorant and
blind to the proported outcome of their socialist pandering an professional victimhood.
If the road to Hell is paved with good intentions these little socialist millenial brats are driving the bulldozier at full speed down the mountain.
As the "bernies" at evergreen college slid deeper and deeper into their imagined utopia (where everyone rides unicorns)
They began too realize that the grass is not greener on the other side....in fact there is no grass and people are starving so much they've resorted to cannibalism..
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A humble legend of a man of the people. The 2016 presidential candidate who inspired millions and millions of U.S. citizens to feel as one united nation of individuals through his soaring vision. An America with a NEW "New Deal" and getting back to the basic belief that no matter who you're born to, and what your family's wealth is or isn't, everyone should have the RIGHT to earn a college degree and enter working/professional life on relatively even ground.
2016 was nothin', but then Bernie came along and led a revolution!
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He’s the guy who gets the job done right the first time. He’s the one men go to when they need advice about building shit and women flock to when they need their pipes serviced properly. He has a really deep voice and growls when things aren’t done properly which makes him even more compelling to call in for help.
Nobody can figure out how to do the job right the first time. Call in the Bernie!
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Bernie: after having sex you pull ur cock out and poop an orange die on her face..
gonna give the missus tonite the bernie special..
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