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A phrase often used by British people from the West Yorkshire region to display one's disinterest or dislike for an action until alcohol is involved.
Man 1 - *Goes to grab butt*
Man 2 - *Notices* WOOOOOAH, STEADY ON, BESSY!
BUY US A PINT FIRST!
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When a woman captivates a man for years with her beauty and charm, only to raise another man's child.
Jon: hey, where's the wife?
Jaret: I just found out she pulled a dirty Bessie on me {starts sobbing}
Jon: {embraces Jaret} there there, it'll be ok... At least you don't have child support
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Daft= stupidass. Bessie(cow)= BITCH
Pulled right from the thesaurus,as a synonym for stupid ass bitch, though, this was literally stupid and bitch.... Sounds british.... Word originated in a cancel culture.... Where the people who fucked us over, inbred so bad, they could no longer use their wealth to pay attention...... If you watch closely, the world has divided into two groups: one, that shouts insurrection, pursuing justice, and some rolling heads....... The other, feigns anger, but timidly shouts inns erection, and gets oddly aroused.... Must be new Chinese communist leaders in named the inn's🤣🤣🤣
That Kricsten klarce is such a daft bessie, she thought sayin homo was a request to work overtime
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The act of vigorously eating out a cows arsehole and then making out with one's significant other then proceeding to tell them what you have done.
Bob:hmmmm...which one ah. she looks nice and old.
*munch*
*slop*
*MOOOOOOOO*
~later that evening~
Linda:OH god that tastes like...GOD DAMMIT BOB,Bessie French AGAIN!!!
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pube style hair that hasnt been washed for 5 years or brushed for 12 and has now been put in a bun that resembles a yorkshire pudding. a person who has an aunt bessie does not appreciate nice shampoo
girl1: eww how bad is her aunt bessie bun today!
girl2: i no! like when was the last time she washed her hair?
is very gay and homophobic ❤️
oh ew your name is bessy the fat cow??? how thicc
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A way to make fun of a person.... usually used to centre someone out in a funny way.
WOAH BESSIE WOAH. you mispelt Yesterday.
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