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a whore to the greatest extent attracted to dudes who work at best buy.
guy 1: dude there goes the best buy WHORE
guy 2: i can tell by the trail of herpes behind her.
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Me: Hey Amy ever been to Best Buy Mobile?
Amy: Yep. Best Place ever!
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The word "Costumer" comes from greek which is transalated into "retard". These human like creatures come into best buy complaining about life and bitch about everything. They think they know more than the sales person while what ever they say is wrong. Some of them tend to be brain dead and beyond retarded. While only 3% of these things are smart the rest is hopeless. They tend to bitch and say "im going to circiut city"... while employee's could give less of a shit. These things could survive could snowy, rainy, and the most horrible weather conditions for electronics.
They could stand outside in the colud over 10 hours and have fun.
German, irish, american, and french scientists have been trying to find out what makes them so "stupid" and "braindead". "They seem to not have a life, and mostly smell bad" said Dr. Xavier.
ex:
Best buy Costumer: Do you have the new chip chapulus?
Employee: What exactly is that?
Costumer: Its a CD! You should know your product!
Employee: (another retard)
The costumer(aka retard) assumes that the employee's are robots that can memorize 12,000 CD's and know every one of them since they work there.
ex2:
Costumer: Do you work here?
Employee:(No shit dumbass) yes how can i help you.
Costumer: This keyboard costs alot i want the adapter free.
Employee: (Uh.. ok)Sorry thats not possible.
Costumer: WHAT! I bought a 42" TV and...20mins of bitching... and i bought a dvd yesterday and this is what i get! i want a manager.
Employee:ok(what a idiot)
Manager: Hi, how can i help you?
Costumer: This employee is telling me .....another 20mins of bitching.... and that i cant ge the adapter.
Manager: yea he is right, it is not possible to give it for free.
Costumer: Fuck this im going to circuit city and enver shopping here.
Employee: bye(finally)
what happens is that the costumer comes in the next day like nothing happend.
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Any film so poorly or cheap produced (writing, acting, production values) that it appears it was made by someone who bought all their video equipment at a Best Buy. The usual format is a "found footage" horror, Bigfoot, alien abduction, rape-revenge, or slasher theme where lots of dumb, and often stoned and/or drunk, oversexed college students (or twenty something actors playing high school students) get killed through extremely contrived and ill conceived plot holes. Usually the director and writer also "act" as either victims or the killer. Not to be confused with cult films from the 1970s and 1980s using more conventional production values such as Friday the 13th, etc., rather the genre is a shoestring outgrowth of Blair Witch Project, etc.
Since the Covid-19 lockdowns I have wasted too many hours watching Best Buy Movies on Tubi and YouTube.
Embarking to recieve a blow-job, oral sex, dome, fellatio, head, or as others would say, worship at the altar.
Best accompanied by a hand gesture near the mouth.
Raphael: You going to Best Buy with her?
Nelson: Yeah, you know, a bit of the old singing today.
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An excellent culture filled with intelligent and innovative employees that are currently in school working on their degree at a prestigious university or tech loving employees working their way up the corporate ladder. Many employees offer excellent customer service to life long elite customers while also having to deal with unintelligent customers who do not understand value and that the store offers excellent accidental damage protection on expensive products because the manufacturers warranties are usually poor and limited. These type of customers also seem to fall into the category of people who in fact have not actually purchased anything from best buy but come in to seek free advice and troubleshooting on the products they previously turned down added protection on. Most personable experts will go out of their way to help these non customer time vampires as long as these said vampires do not verbally assault the considerate techxperts and act ungrateful towards them.
Random people coming to believe that best buy is a free technology tutoring company that uses interns to satisfy every question the time vampires wish to ask, no matter how embarrassingly stupid it may be. The effect also seems to turn these non paying time vampires into assholes who are entitled to act like they might murder these slaveinterns if they cannot slow down their explanations so their feeble mind can comprehend.
I can't believe that mobile expert politely wished me a great day and went to activate a new phone for a paying customer after only spending an hour explaining to me how to pair my amazon purchased knockoff $20 Chinese robowear smartwatch with my razor flip phone. And how dare he tell me that my amazing robowear zingzOnG4 will disconnect constantly because of the outdated poor technology in both my devices and that they arent compatible! He was just trying to sell me the $79 pebble smart watch so he can make some commission. No wonder Best Buy is going out of business i assume since I haven't paid attention to stock and business news since I upgraded to my top o the line motorolla razor in 2007. I bet he was also lying when he said he couldn't port over my phone number from Verizon just because I owe them 300$ and he couldn't activate my awesome razor phone on at&t because it's CDMA. PSH not compatible with GSM my ass! I bet those aren't even real things, they sound made up. He just wants my potential money! I will be contacting the BBB over this! (Perfect example of the best buy effect)
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The delicious act of getting all the male mobile employees to come in early on a work day disrobe and get face to ass amongst each other. This is usually orchestrated by a morbidly obese supervisor or assistant manager under the false pretense that it builds teamwork and morale.
Gus called the boys of his team into work early and had them make the Best Buy Mobile centipede.