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The most conservative channel on cable television.
It has numerous religious shows, supports gun ownership, celebrates fiscal independency, and appears to be resistant to progress and new ideas.
Also it is at times racist, homophobic, sexist, and unoriginal (not to say that conservatives are racist, homophobic, sexist or unoriginal but...come on...)
You know that a channel is conservative when it begins nearly every day with four hours of religious programming.
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Black Entertainment Television. Usually makes whites look bad in a indirect way, talking about how the black race has suffered slavery, when really none of the slaves are still alive today. Also takes pride in the fact that they 'came from the ghetto'.
BET can't seem to remember that the 'actual' blacks can't afford cable, so only the plush blacks from the 'burbs watch it.
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The Bet is to not have sex.
The way to win 'The Bet' is by not having sex.
The way to lose 'The Bet' is by having sex with someone.
If you lose 'The Bet' then you must owe your best friend the equivalent of £20.
Mark: "Hey Tom how was your date last night?" Tom: "It was amazing! I lost the bet last night." Mark: "Awesome, were's my £20?" Tom: "Shit..."
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When you should have bet against the king of freight.
Coach Shawntrail said "he should have betted they would not start the truck until 7am.
1)to believe to be true; legit or valid
(see also legitness
2)willing to bet on; (betting this)
My first hand in Texas Hold 'Em and I got dealt pocket Aces, betness.
You think you're stronger than me swan, betness.
That kickflip was legitness, he's the best in town, betness.
Black Entertainment Television also known as Animal Planet is the result of some half retarded monkey inheriting millions and deciding to invest it in absolutely worthless bull shit.
Mark: hey man did you watch BET last night?
Aaron: no if i wanted to see monkeys i would just go to the zoo and make a day of it.
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An Acronymn for Broken English Television. Is availble through satellite and cable tv hookup. Plays a hip hop and rap music videos that are usually inside a night club. Known to even break tv screens from all the pointing and gang sign flashing going on. Loved by more white people than black.
BET "I like the way you be right thurr..."
BET "I axe you to da club"
BET "For Shizzle Dizzle in my mizzle got dang hizzle."
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