The director of Juwu Furry Actors (AB), who can often be seen driving around in a forklift at mach 3 as a pachycephalosaurus. He has great skill when it comes to killing people.
What is that?
It's Big Al's magical forklift...
NONCE... the true definition of a proper old school nonce. DO NOT, I repeat, do not let this man near your kids unless you want them to be fiddled with beyond belief.
That big al is right nonce, I once saw him hanging outside his flat smoking a rollie and chatting to school girls. proper wrongen
A man with a massive penis known to split people in half and is responsible for their god complex
Did you hear about Big Al ? He split that poor person in half
Big lad who can talk the talk but can't walk the walk full of shit
The true detention is when referring to the length of a big man
Have you ever seen big als length