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Any Cis-gender men who have/are the following
- has a pubescent mustache
- a weezer fan
- plays fortnite
- has a mullet
- lowers voice on purpose
- identifies as SuperStraight
- is racist, homophobic, ableist, etc
- listens to country music
- makes among us jokes
- apart of “the boyz 🥶‼️“
- un-hygienic
- mansplains
- a bigot
- cannot find the clitoris
- chews with mouth open
“Hey Hayley, do you see Johnathans new mullet ?”
“Yeah, it’s like Male Birth Control”
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A game in which two slightly unstable women who have recently been raw dogged mix up a pre-natal vitamin and a plan B pill in a cup and randomly pick a capsule, one getting a free abortion, the other getting a free baby !!
Person 1: Hey dude, you thinking about having kids
Person 2: I don't know maybe I'll talk to my wife about doing some Birth Control Roulette and let fate decide
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a term for when childless teachers are glad they are childless and plan to continue to be childless after a rough day at work
the kids have been bouncing off the wall all day. screamin, throwing things, and tattling. it was just a birth control day!
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When the situation at home prevents you from bringing home a potential sexual encounter.The status of your house, i.e. kids at home, a huge mess that will not allow you to bring home a booty call.
Scarlett asked Maggie, "You gonna bring home that hunky Dave tonight?" Maggie sadly replied, "Can't. Domestic birth control. My children are home and the place looks like Katrina hit and FEMA ain't ever showin' up."
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Mexicans, by way of being Catholic, are not allowed to use birth control methods.
Instead, their birth control consists of pulling out before the point of conception.
See example.
Guy: Oh shit, we can't hook up I don't have a condom
Girl: We can just use Mexican birth control
Guy: Fuck yea, thanks Mexico
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A woman who is physically "inflated" from the usage of birth control. Unfortunately all of the negative symptoms (weight gain, larger breasts, blood clots, etc) have affected her, unlike some women who may not experience some or all the symptoms. The woman will appear chubbier or fatter than ever with a round or apple-shaped figure, her breasts are plump but sagging from tenderness, and she has a muffin top; however, on the bright side, her skin is radiantly clear.
A birth control causality can also be a woman who smoked and took birth control or did not take her birth control properly and ended up pregnant.
Poor things.
Eva was mad after taking birth control for two years. She is shaped like a pear, her love handles seem to flop over her pants, her arms are flabby and her boobs seem to scrape the floor. However, her acne has disappeared. Poor girl is a Birth Control Causality . Oh well, once again at least her skin's cleared up.
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When a dude so fucking ugly, you're like "nope. I think I chose abstinence today"
Stacy: Did you see that guy?
Anne: oh yea. Birth control face.
Stacy: I wouldn't fuck that guy in a million years.
Jessi: accurate
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