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abnormally large or stretched out, hangy,vaginal lips.
I got my bison hoof stuck in the zipper of my jeans yesterday!
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When having sex,you flip your partners legs up over their head,until their feet touch the floor..and they are completely upside down. Then you give that vag a repetitive downward thrust with your man meat,and pound it into a pulp.
That bobblehead bitch Sandra came by this weekend. I gave that beav a proper bison bomb
When a person is so obese and ugly that it makes you want to saddle him/her, reign them, and ride them into battle.
While on my way to Sun Taco a heard of war-bisons were exiting the local feed pen (aka McDonalds) to head back to their watering hole (aka Coldstones).
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Fred: I heard Keri rode Jose's Bison Log for hours last night.
Barney: Yeah, females love the Bison.
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When, trying to avoid being reprimanded at work you are instead run over by your own co-workers to make them less of a target.
"I thought I had the written reprimand pulled from my file when Randy Douchebag Bisoned me by bringing up the porn I had downloaded...
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pounding out a heavy, dark, and fury dump after a long night of consuming grain belt beer
Evan was hanging a bison at his girlfriends parents house.
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1) A bisexual bison is a member of either extant bison species which, despite some unproductive mating time, tends to contribute more to breeding programmes as it is a bovid nympho that just isn't fussy.
2) A bisexual bison can, more frequently, refer to a person who swings both ways in both appearance and sexuality, simply because they are so F%*!ing ugly that that is the only way they will ever satisfy their unhealthy sex drive. Frequently they rely on alcohol and other intoxicating substances to fool people into thinking that they're just a bit ugly, before they realise that the person is a total fucking jizz-pit
"Good morning Jenkins. By the way, the wife and I engaged in a Menage a Trois last night."
"Jolly good, Smith. Was it spiffing?"
"Unfortunately, the third was a bit of a Bisexual Bison."
"How absolutely rotten. Better luck next time, old chap!"
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