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Bitch Slap you too the moon

A term used to describe the administration of a bitch slap so fierce that the target of said slap manages to break the gravitational pull of the earth and end up on the moon.

"Seriously dude, you keep that up and I will Bitch Slap you too the moon"

by Berkut666 November 23, 2011

7๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bitch, you think I made of money? SHOW YOU MY DICK!

1. A phrase that seems to be funny at any occasion.
2. A saying used when addressing a hooker, or prostitute, who tries to seduce you and seperate you from your wallet. When said hooker tries to take the wallet, scream this saying into her (or his) ear effectively making them go deaf. Then defecate on their eyes, forming a nice brown cushion, and a rather operative blinder. Then, as you utter the second part of the phrase, use your dick to smear this defecant out of her eyes, so that, when she (or he) can see again, they immediately find a gigantic shit-dick in their face. Dick-slapping is optional. This action coupled with this phrase has a 93% chance of scaring off hookers. This action-phrase has a 76% chance that this hooker will be "On the House".

1.
John: So I was talking to Jenna, and she was talking to me about burning four hundred calories. But I wasn't getting the picture, so she eventually...
Alex: Bitch, you think I made of money? SHOW YOU MY DICK!

2.
Hooker: {Moan} Aiiiiiii!!!
{Cell Phone Rings}
Pedro: Who the fuck is that?
{Pedro answers phone}
{Hooker begins to pick up Pedro's wallet}
Pedro: No ese, I don't want to buy your shit cloggers. Why don't you forcibly insert one of those things into your anus?
{Hangs up}
Pedro: Bitch, you think I made of money?
{Defecates on said Hooker's face.}
Hooker: Gahh! I can't see!
{Shit is smeared off by a giant Mexican Penis}
Hooker: Is that a shitty penis?

by Welcometoparadise74 July 23, 2008

6๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž


not my daughter, you bitch!

the most awesome quote from harry potter and the deathly hallows (book 7), when mrs. weasley takes on bellatrix lestrange and kills her for trying to take on her only daughter, ginny. quite possibly the best/ most badass quote in the series.

not my daughter, you bitch! ~Mrs. Weasley

by emmkkkayyyyy August 5, 2007

972๐Ÿ‘ 76๐Ÿ‘Ž


BITCH, I LOVE YOU

When you hate and love someone at the same time.
You don't know how to explain your love and hate for them, so you use a little of both.
Shirlena and Tourettes Guy often exchange this love-hate relationship phrase.

Look up Best Of Tourettes Guy on youtube for more.

Tourettes Guy: ALL YOU DO IS SIT IN FRONT OF THE MIRROR AND PLAY WITH YOUR TITS AND STARE AT YOUR ASS AT THE SAME TIME
Shirlena: *throws cereal bowl at Tourettes guy*
Tourettes Guy: *picks it up* BITCH, I LOVE YOU.

by AnielleDay November 13, 2011

38๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


I own you bitches

Means that you are superior to a group of others, in control, the boss, etc.

On its own - i.e. I own you bitches...

by jat December 16, 2004

106๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž


fuck you bitch, it's legal

i can do whatever i want, it's protected by the law.... BITCH

Cashier: you're computer sure is dusty (referring to the purchase of multiple canned air computer duster cans)

Guy: fuck you bitch, it's legal

by gregHA May 24, 2010

93๐Ÿ‘ 26๐Ÿ‘Ž


"Life's a Bitch and Then You Die"

One Hell of an amazing quote frim one hell of an amazing person! Used when in a real shity mood on a real shity day. quote speaks the truth, shit happens you get pissed, you 'll get over it eventually, this odviously happens a lot in life, so people get over it, cause eventually you'll die and it'll be all good!

DramaFreak:" You know what, everyone must hate me right know cause it seems like there all being ass holes."
DancingQueen:"Life's a Bitch and Then You Die".

by DramaFreak March 16, 2008

706๐Ÿ‘ 271๐Ÿ‘Ž