Bless

The word bless is used variously depending upon the situation.

1.Bless is commonly used when somebody sneezes because apparently when a person sneezes their soul is trying to escape their body (which is obviously a load of bullshit) Saying "bless you" when somebody sneezes is just a mark of politeness, more like having manners.

2.In England "bless" is genuinely often used instead of saying "aww" This often confuses a lot of my American friends.

3. Again in England "bless" is also used sarcastically in a patronising manner. Some may find this funny or annoying, depending upon their humor but sometimes the phrase "Bless your cotton socks" is over used which makes people punchable.

1.
Mark: "ACHOOO!"
Sarah: "Bless you!"
Mark: "Thank you :)"

2.
Samantha: "Look at this sweet message Daniel sent me!"
Mariam: "Bless!"

3.
Lorraine: "Ugh I fell down the stairs this morning and now my back really hurts"
Hannah: "AHA bless your cotton socks."
Lorraine: "Mhmm, I think Peter is meeting me after school today"
Hannah: "Bless his cotton socks."
Lorraine: "STFU"

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bless

what rude boyz say when something is good.

tyrone "shit blud i just picked up a 3 gram tenz"
antony "bless!"

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Blessing

That one girl who always wears black. She's pretty, usually African or American. She also thick

I want to be a Blessing!

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blessed

As in Brian Blessed. A man who could out-boom God in the Booming Voice Olympics. Often described as 'shouty' in his acting performances, this is really an inadequate adjective. While the volume the man can produce is quite simply staggering and which regularly makes wilderbeast stampede for their lives even on another continent, volume alone is only part of his amazing talent. His shouting is at once deafeningly loud, jolly, heartwarming, deceptively articulate and imposing. An absolute pleasure to experience, even while your ears begin to shatter.

In addition he understands the aesthetic of contrast in further enhancing the magnitude of his shouting. He will very often speak at a delicate volume for several words in a row, and he is so well spoken you'd think he was a librarian at Cambridge. But then, without notice... "AH WELL, WHO WANTS TO LIVE FOREVER? HAHAHAHAHAHA.... DIIIIIIIIIIIVE!!!!"

In common usage today as slang for someone whose charismatic presence is felt immediately by all (example below)

person 1: omg hus dat guy hu jus came to da party?!???!"

person 2: dunno bruv, but he's bare blessed you get me!

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blessed

the feeling of getting/being high from smoking ganja.

Comes from the idea that it is a blessed herb put on Earth by God/Jah for mankind to utilize from creation.

(can also be shortened to simply "bless" for easier use in speech)

"Man i feel Highly Blessed inna meditation from smokin on that gangsta blunt."

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blessed

blessed is a way to say everything is cool, another way of saying blessed is "bumper and breast"

oi fam u cool yh
yh im blessed

OR

oi fam u cool yh
yh im bumper and breast

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The blessed

An umbrella term generally used to define an individual who uses rich older (sugar daddies/sugar mama's) individuals for financial gain. These rich individuals are also known as Blessers

The blessed are coming out in full numbers tonight with all these blessers hanging around.

I'm going out this weekend to get blessed by my sugar daddy.