Blinker Fluid

A sarcastic term used to ridicule those who don't know shit about cars. Similarly 710 cap and Muffler Bearings are used in this way.

"You need some blinker fluid for that?" Asked Tom.

Darryl, who knew nothing about cars and was knee deep in his truck trying to fix a broken radiator, replied "I don't know, I might."

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Blinker City

Located just west of penjamin city and off the coast of yodieland

Bro if we want to get to yodieland we got to go to blinker city first

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blinker beat

When the tic-toc of the blinkers syncs with the music playing on the car radio.

dude check it out, I got blinker beat happening on this Jay-Z song.

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blinker fluid

(btw i totally met a girl who fell for this)

a really good almost-real-sounding term to use with the intent of throwing off a ditz.

Crystal: "My right blinker doesnt work."
James: "You're probably out of blinker fluid."
(later at auto zone)
Crystal: "I would like to buy some blinker fluid, please."
Clerk: "What the hell??"

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blinker boy

A person who moronically drives down the street or highway with his or her turn signal on, making other drivers think he or she wants to change lanes, when in fact, he or she simply has forgotten to disengage the turn signal from a lane change many minutes or even hours ago.

I slowed down to let that Isuzu Trooper into my lane but it turned out he was just a blinker boy.

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Double Blinker

To take two consecutive hits from a pen without stopping.

“Dude it was crazy, last night I hit a double blinker. I just wouldn’t stop sucking.”

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blinker fluid

An imaginary fluid in cars which enables the turn signals to work.

Aggrivated Driver: This asshat keeps changing lanes without using his signal!
Sarcastic Wife: He must be low on blinker fluid, honey.

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