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blonde moment

What my wife has when she puts my dinner in the oven and FORGETS TO TURN IT ON.

Her "Here, its a bit dark this night-time business isnt it"
Him "Er... obviously - you having a Blonde moment or something?"

by Captain Zap September 29, 2003

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blonde moment

When some bitch (not blonde haired) is justifying that she is less intelligent then a fucking dog.

Tom, "Kristina doesn't know the alpbabet what a stupid bitch"

Jim, "having another blonde moment was she?"

by rob October 3, 2003

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blonde moment

Any woman after good sex.

by Nitro October 20, 2003

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blonde moment

when someone smart does something dumb

sorry i ran over your cat i was having a blonde moment

by Anonymous September 28, 2003

4๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


blonde moment

that's stereotypical blonde:

blonde moment: Rachel just told me I dont need to marry to a Blonde to get a blonde baby~ all babies are blonde~ is that true???

by kiddomk November 15, 2010

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blonde moment

A moment that arises and passes...

One that happens when a lady orders a diner and then awaits...for the blonde to reappear to ring up? and cash out. it's almost like a blonde out at that point...

by blood user October 2, 2003

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pseudo-blonde moment

When someone has a blonde moment and their hair is not originally blonde.

Kelly (not born blonde): As I was leaving for work today I couldn't find my keys. I looked everywhere in the store and even asked my friend to help me look for them. When I got to my car, I found them... I locked them in my car.

James: Haha, you had a blonde moment.

Kelly: I'm not blonde, though.

James: My bad, you had a pseudo-blonde moment.

by Jimbabwe88 July 3, 2011