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The term Brokeback Blumkin is when a man is sitting on the toilet taking a shit and has his male partner will come in and give him head during the act of shitting.
JT really enjoyed it when Neil gave him that Brokeback Blumkin last night.
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i thought of this myself, its when you are taking a dump in your bathroom and your partner decides to come in and suck your penis, thus making it a blumkin. but instead you flip her upside down and start to lick her vagina making the 69 position thus making it a 69 blumkin
dude omg she blew me while i was takin a shiz and i was all, "imma return the favor" so while she was still suckin i fliped her upside down and i ate her out at the same time yeah. she was like i love 69 and i love blumkins, i love the 69 blumkin.
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when a nigga be feastin on some pie while recieving a "blumkin" from your bitch.
"Damn fool, my bitch made me some sweet blumkin pie yesterday"
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verb: to receive a blumkin while eating a sandwich.
Man I just met my girl in the bathroom with a subway sandwich and I got an Uber blumkin!
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When you are getting a blumkin in a portapottie, and someone decides to tip the portapottie as you are getting your blumkin, sending yours, and other peoples shit all over you... chicks seem to dig it
"whatd you do last night"
"o i got a dirty blumkin it was great"
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the act off masturbating into the toilet while shitting in the partners mouth.
Man! I cant belive you nailed that half court shot sitting down!! Its a good thing I love eating poop cause now I have to give you a reverse blumkin.
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The act of shitting while watching sex or getting a blumpkin while watching porn.
ME:I had to take a shit but my roommate was fucking his girlfriend so I busted down that door and took a shit while they resumed some wierd S&M shit.
FRIEND:Dude I don't even know what to call that.
MOM:Voyeur Blumkin
FRIEND:Dude why is your mom in our shower?
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