to try and figure out a way to get someone to text you back in a way that seems nonchalant and doesn’t come off annoying
friend: what are you doing?
you: tryna get ... to text me back
friend: quit blurbing dumbass
Noun: It is the fat rolls of the jowls of a dog that protrude when they lay on their side.
Verb: The act of displaying one’s blurbage.
The noise that a booty makes when dropping a load.
"Yoooo I love the blurb sound an ass makes when it drops a fat load."
A short explanation about a book, usually present on the backside, consisting of reviews by the publisher, well-known writers, celebrities, or the author himself.
Before buying a book, reading the Blurb is important to know if it's worth the reading.
"Look at this cute blurb!" "Always inspect your blurbs before purchasing."