the thing that make boomers have an instant orgasm just by looking at it
kid: hey grandpa i found this really cool book-
grandpa: aaauuughhh yeahhh
kid: k im gonna go now
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What people don't read enough today.
"Books? What's that?"
Dumbass MTVeenager
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A large book that existed since the dawn of time. Contains all tricks ever known to man, sorted by date.
You told her you were gay so you'd get closer to her? That's the oldest trick in the book, and won't work either!
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A book is (100,000) one hundred thousand cash could be bundled within rubber bands or what have you.
STACK & RACK are commonly confused in urban slang.
Book & Bible are unknown even to the most street-smart individuals.
$1,000 equals one(1) rack.
$10,000 equals one(1) stack.
10 stacks equals a book.
10 books equals one(1) bible.
Breakdown as follows:
Rack = $1000
Stack = $10,000
Book = $100,000
Bible = $1,000,000
Jen: How much money do you have to buy that penthouse suite on South Beach?
Tom: 9 books
Note: Technically equals = $900,000
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To go somewhere very fast, to sprint.
" you see joe run"
" hell yah, he booked it"
" As soon as the cops came everyone just booked it"
" fuck, my parents ...book it! "
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1. A source of information.
2. A source of entertainment.
3. A tool barely used by todays societies, because it is not 'cool' to read a book.
1. The dictionary
2. Neil Gaimain's 'American Gods'
3. Which is a shame, really, because once upon a time (and today, in countries with little money) a book was a precious commodity.
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An object to take you into a different world.
Something today's society has lost connection with.
That was the best book ever, I felt like I was in the Hunger Games!
Bruh, what is dat?!
A book.
Srsly?
Yah, yolo.
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