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to slap somebody in the face with your cock. (cock slap)
I bouched that girl in the face last night and then she sucked on my dick.
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There are two definitions for this:
1. It is a boner that hurts. Hence the b-ouch!
2. An individual gets an erection after viewing an ugly girl.
Andy gotta bouch after looking at Sully!!!
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The art of the horizontal polka, doin the nasty, bumping uglies, hopping on the good foot and doing the bad thing, to sauce, to shag, slopping hogs, parking the beef bus in 'Tuna Town', Aztec two-step Boarding the ham train to Pussyopolis, Buttering the muffin, Cave exploring, Fornicating, Getting your freak on, Genital exercise, Having a bit of the cramstick, Hiding the sausage, Hippity dippity, 'it', Jigging, Knocking boots, Laying some pipe, making babies, Nailing , Oops, Probing the membrane, Quickie, Rubbing bacons, Running the naked wheelbarrow race, Sexercizing, Sewing up the hatchet wound, Taking it to the car wash, Trading a bit of hard for a bit of soft, Ugh ugh, Vaginal bungee jumping, Wham, bam, thank you, ma'am, and Zwooshing the swoosh.
Those two crazy cats bouched on the hood.
And Jamie and Bret were caught bouching in the car.
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A slang term for best friend/ bitch. Can be used in many different ways.
“Aiden is my bouch🥴”
“Aiden is such a bouch!”
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A mattress often used as a bed, located where a couch should be.
Bouches are typically found in college dorms where inebriation and debauchery take place.
The bouch was invented by a coon.
Joe: "What should we do with Frank? He's to drunk to walk, let alone drive."
Jack: "Hold him here, I'll get the bouch."
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1. Someone who has an unusual obsession with bacon and egg rolls
2. A cooker/designer of bacon and egg rolls- a baker
3. A lazy careers advisor
"Gidday Bouch"
Bouch: "Just a bacon and egg roll thankyou"
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A cute little girl to w’et your…err, um… appetite (derived from the French term of the same name meaning: a small appetizer as served, usually without a charge, in a restaurant)
"Dude, I know ya love those knee-shootin’ yabos but there’s such a thing as too big. Now take that little amuse-bouche. That quasar has got a nice set of perts."
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